[ ...okay, that gets an honest-to-goodness chuckle out of him. it's a good guess for someone who's not familiar with pokémon, but it's a cute one. ]
Well... you're not wrong, but there's a little more to it than that. This is a Beldum - Metagross' pre-evolved form.
[ it's differently coloured than metagross as well, but that red eye and basic structure is definitely unmistakably like the behemoth that adrien had seen before. this little one also seems to be much more social, getting all up in adrien's grill and chirping inquisitively at him. are you a new friend? ]
[ he moves over a little to let steven further into the apartment, leaning back a bit as beldum zips close to him. he's a little shy about the whole thing, more used to the... less energetic skarmory and metagross; it's a very big contrast, since he'd associated pokemon with big and majestic.
not that its a bad contrast. he laughs a little. ABSOLUTELY NEW FRIEND. ]
Nice to meet you, Beldum. I'm Adrien. [ ... this is where he'd raise his hand for a handshake, but beldum doesn't have hands. can he pet floating metal even if it's cute??? he has no clue.
a glance at steven, then back to beldum. ]
So, is Beldum going to grow up to be like Metagross?
[ while most of steven's pokemon are big and majestic, he does have a few others that he keeps at his side as companions and helpers. beldum and aron in particular are perfect for helping excavate mineral specimens in caves, so he's bred plenty of them in his time as a trainer. as a steel-type specialist, he knows all there is to know about them.
while beldum certainly does not have hands, it'll lean into and nuzzle happily into anything remotely resembling an open hand from adrien. hi, smaller human! ]
With time and training, yes. But this Beldum is still quite young, so it'll take a while before it reaches that point.
because adrien's definitely got an open hand, and he's definitely going to take that nuzzling with some very poorly masked excitement. like, the makings of a dumb goofy grin on his face? eyes probably sparkling a bit. it's, like, the mini version of that badass majestic floating rock steven rode on and it likes him. maybe. he's petting a floating rock-badass-in-training. ]
I bet you'll get super strong.
[ all hush-hush to mini-metagross (like steven can't hear, but adrien's aware he can). after, he clears his throat a little to collect himself. ]
Er... Sounds like there's a lot to know about them. How long does it usually tak—
[ he's getting distracted. he could sit here all day talking about pokémon. adrien blinks, then, sheepishly: ]
—I mean, you didn't come here to tell me all about that stuff. [ tell him tho. still he has to remember his agreste manners. so. ] Do you want some tea, or water? Before I ask for your help with this one specific thing...
[ whether steven can hear it or not (he can), beldum will nod and intensify its expression. it's kind of a coward, but steven says it has potential! one day, it'll be brave enough to even battle. just you watch, human friend adrien.
steven can't help but smile as he watches the scene - the boy is a natural with pokémon. even if he isn't a trainer, it's always nice to see pokémon and humans getting along. ]
We can talk about it later if you're still curious. [ oh, but he could definitely go for some tea. ] If you'll join me for a cup, tea sounds nice.
... just kidding! adrien nods at both of those statements—that hint of enthusiasm showing again—gesturing for steven to take a seat at the table further into the apartment. he can do tea!! and he would definitely join Cool Adult for it, so: ]
Give me a second!
[ or, well, more than a second, but he'll go set that up. it takes a moment for adrien to come back with two cups, and then he slips away again to return with a plate of dessert. ]
I don't know if you like blueberry cheese tarts, but I had some—
[ —the sound of something falling over cuts him off, and adrien's immediate thought is plagg.
god, he knew he should've chosen the croissants instead. but the tarts looked so delicious?! how was he supposed to wait until steven was out of here to eat one??
(and already he can imagine plagg going "my cheese, adrien, you gave him my cheese!") ]
he does take that seat, but he heard that sound, too. adrien doesn't seem to be addressing it, but it's caught his attention. even beldum perks up, looking curiously to where it thinks it heard it. ]
he really tries to seem as neutral as possible, which is fortunately. somewhat easy. given his IMMENSE EXPERIENCE with awkward situations (too bad he doesn't realize his bullshit acting doesn't work on people who are not fifteen!).
don't look towards the couch don't look around the stack of books nested on the floor beside the couch, which isn't really visible from their position but was definitely. audible. and he's going to now pretend wasn't. ]
[ it was small and muffled, but definitely a "thump". beldum is floating closer to the couch to look at it curiously, but... no response. steven watches it, but eventually turns back to adrien. ]
...I guess it doesn't matter. I'll take you up on the blueberry cheese tart, though.
[ jjjjesus. he's not going to be relieved, because he should have no reason to be. internally, though, he's definitely letting the flatline in his mind restart.
as he serves steven a tart.
beldum, however, may notice a little black antenna peeking out from the book pile if it looks there, so maybe adrien shouldn't be fully relaxing yet. ]
That might've been in my room. I was moving things around... I think I left some books on the edge of my bed.
[ ha. ha. he blinks, definitely thinking that steven's sniffing the Weird, and that small smile is telling. not that he can express any gratitude towards the older man's respect for adrien's secrets, because that would entail having secrets in the first place. which he doesn't.
right. adrien returns the smile tentatively, as if insinuating that the possibility of that "something else" is odd and unnecessary!!!, before moving on! ]
Uh. It's...
[ and this time he's visibly more shy about the whole thing, not due to NOT PRESENT SECRETS!! and more like not present life skills. he fiddles with the handle of his cup, then raises his hand to lightly brush the back of his head when he finally lets out a quiet: ]
[ oh god. adrien feels something like a rock (heh) in his stomach because
—no, he picked the wrong adult—
just kidding, he thinks this must be so basic and easy for steven that it's a ridiculous, flatlining thought for him that adrien doesn't know such a SIMPLE!! THING!! ]
... Cooking. [ he repeats after steven repeats with a nod, trying to find the words to say. ] I know, I should know, but—
[ not seeming put together in front of adults you kind of admire is the worst
he can run up a building do you wanna see him run up a building ]
[ no, that's about right. you honestly did pick the wrong adult for this, adrien. he honestly feels bad that this is the one thing that adrien needs help with, because it's by no means in his area of expertise. this is what happens when you have enough money to buy all the pre-made food you need.
he honestly can't help but laugh a little, but it's paired with a shake of his head and a sigh as he exasperatedly runs his fingers through his hair. ]
No, no, I understand completely.
[ he's not laughing at adrien, but at his own incompetence. fuck his hot gay rich life. ]
Though I'm afraid I'll have to be honest with you... When it comes to that, you and I are probably at the same level.
[ your senpai is a sham, adrien. LET HIM EXPLAIN ]
It's not something I like to flaunt, but my upbringing was quite... affluent. Cooking wasn't something I had to do out of necessity; I never did take the time to learn as a result.
[ he lives off of lean cuisine and restaurant food. this is your role model, adrien. ]
but, no, just give adrien a moment to let that settle. okay. affluent. upbringing. in other words, steven's situation is... exactly like his.
now it's his turn to laugh lightly. not at steven, of course—it was just. something like relief? and feeling insanely silly? ]
No, no way. [ shaking his head, as he turns a little pensive. ] Maybe that's even better. If you're okay with it, I guess we could learn together? Since, that's... actually, that's why I didn't learn either.
[ stuck in rich jail. he pauses again, then admits: ]
... I'd probably feel a little more comfortable messing up if it was with you.
[ he also fully expects steven to just not be on board because that is how his life goes so he's just cautiously optimistic right now. ]
[ rich jail: do not pass go, do not collect $200 because you probably own way more than that anyway
but... oddly, that does make him feel a little better about all of this. they're both feeling relieved, and he's actually finding it easier to... relate to adrien? is that what's happening here? ]
So we have more in common than I initially thought. [ huh. that idea has his smile becoming a little more genuine. ] And I am a man of my word. I did say I would help in any way that I could, didn't I?
but god someone said yes in his life what is this.
it's one of those odd moments where adrien feels entirely comfortable after having made a request, which he admits is. probably kind of ridiculous. steven said yes, and— well, airing out his little bits of hesitation didn't make him feel worse, but better. things in common, huh.
and so adrien relaxes a tad, taking a sip of tea. ]
Yeah, you did. [ judging from his tone of voice, it means a lot. ] So, we could do that... after? I kind of want to hear more about Beldum, and... general stuff.
[ in adrien-talk, that's "i just want to talk is that fine for right now". ]
[ the thought of it does make him feel a little uneasy about the possible disastrous outcome, but maybe it wouldn't be so bad with adrien. it goes unsaid for him, but he'd be fairly comfortable messing up if it was with him, too. ]
Of course - we'll talk about it in detail later. It's been far too long since I've had tea with good company.
[ he'll take a sip of his own tea, but it's hard to miss the smile playing on his lips just a little more.
MEANWHILE... beldum has found plagg behind the couch, most likely resulting in a very one-sided conversation. but it's popping up from there upon hearing its name, floating over to adrien. you have a friend that floats just like it does, adrien! ]
it's been awhile since adrien's had company in these kinds of home settings period, but he doesn't mention that. there's something ... well, nice, in the obvious signs that steven is okay with adrien being there — which were signs admittedly absent from some of the other rich older people not currently present.
it's also a comfort given the entire cerealia situation which is still largely a giant question mark.
when beldum floats on over again, the thought that the pokémon may have seen plagg does cross adrien's mind (as for what that conversation consisted of, it was mostly plagg trying to coax the beldum to sneak him tarts while attempting to understand what it was even saying), which makes his eyes trail to plagg's hiding place, right before his focus goes right on the pokémon. ]
Hey, speaking of... [ with a friendly smile-- ] Joining in?
[ as distant as he can be from people at times, there are people in cerealia that he's found that have resonated with him. and while he's resolved himself to protect everyone in the colony when things go wrong, he's keeping a closer eye out for some others; with how they've clicked, adrien is certainly one of them.
he reflects on that silently as he watches beldum play with him. ]
So you wanted to hear more about Beldum. [ he'll take another sip of tea, then set his cup down. ] Where should I start?
[ where should he start, honestly. adrien's chat noir, so it's probably fitting he's about as curious as a cat even with his respect for other people's boundaries. tell him not to ask and he won't, give him the opportunity and you bet he's going to get as much as he can.
so is beldum just slowly going to grow more arms (cool), is it going to grow into a different color metagross or does the coloring just come with growth or when's the psychic ability settle in or can it do that right now but in the end his obvious pondering stops with— ]
The beginning probably works. [ that makes the most sense. ] Where'd you find Beldum? And maybe the rest of your team... [ ... ] Is that asking too much?
action.
Well... you're not wrong, but there's a little more to it than that. This is a Beldum - Metagross' pre-evolved form.
[ it's differently coloured than metagross as well, but that red eye and basic structure is definitely unmistakably like the behemoth that adrien had seen before. this little one also seems to be much more social, getting all up in adrien's grill and chirping inquisitively at him. are you a new friend? ]
action.
not that its a bad contrast. he laughs a little. ABSOLUTELY NEW FRIEND. ]
Nice to meet you, Beldum. I'm Adrien. [ ... this is where he'd raise his hand for a handshake, but beldum doesn't have hands. can he pet floating metal even if it's cute??? he has no clue.
a glance at steven, then back to beldum. ]
So, is Beldum going to grow up to be like Metagross?
action.
while beldum certainly does not have hands, it'll lean into and nuzzle happily into anything remotely resembling an open hand from adrien. hi, smaller human! ]
With time and training, yes. But this Beldum is still quite young, so it'll take a while before it reaches that point.
action.
because adrien's definitely got an open hand, and he's definitely going to take that nuzzling with some very poorly masked excitement. like, the makings of a dumb goofy grin on his face? eyes probably sparkling a bit. it's, like, the mini version of that badass majestic floating rock steven rode on and it likes him. maybe. he's petting a floating rock-badass-in-training. ]
I bet you'll get super strong.
[ all hush-hush to mini-metagross (like steven can't hear, but adrien's aware he can). after, he clears his throat a little to collect himself. ]
Er... Sounds like there's a lot to know about them. How long does it usually tak—
[ he's getting distracted. he could sit here all day talking about pokémon. adrien blinks, then, sheepishly: ]
—I mean, you didn't come here to tell me all about that stuff. [ tell him tho. still he has to remember his agreste manners. so. ] Do you want some tea, or water? Before I ask for your help with this one specific thing...
action.
steven can't help but smile as he watches the scene - the boy is a natural with pokémon. even if he isn't a trainer, it's always nice to see pokémon and humans getting along. ]
We can talk about it later if you're still curious. [ oh, but he could definitely go for some tea. ] If you'll join me for a cup, tea sounds nice.
action. 1/2
... just kidding! adrien nods at both of those statements—that hint of enthusiasm showing again—gesturing for steven to take a seat at the table further into the apartment. he can do tea!! and he would definitely join Cool Adult for it, so: ]
Give me a second!
[ or, well, more than a second, but he'll go set that up. it takes a moment for adrien to come back with two cups, and then he slips away again to return with a plate of dessert. ]
I don't know if you like blueberry cheese tarts, but I had some—
action.
god, he knew he should've chosen the croissants instead. but the tarts looked so delicious?! how was he supposed to wait until steven was out of here to eat one??
(and already he can imagine plagg going "my cheese, adrien, you gave him my cheese!") ]
... So I thought I'd share?
[ just
going to casually
not touch on that at all.
yyyyeaaahhhhh. ]
action.
he does take that seat, but he heard that sound, too. adrien doesn't seem to be addressing it, but it's caught his attention. even beldum perks up, looking curiously to where it thinks it heard it. ]
Did you hear that?
action.
he really tries to seem as neutral as possible, which is fortunately. somewhat easy. given his IMMENSE EXPERIENCE with awkward situations (too bad he doesn't realize his bullshit acting doesn't work on people who are not fifteen!).
don't look towards the couch don't look around the stack of books nested on the floor beside the couch, which isn't really visible from their position but was definitely. audible. and he's going to now pretend wasn't. ]
... Hear what?
[ yes
nailed it!! ]
action.
[ it was small and muffled, but definitely a "thump". beldum is floating closer to the couch to look at it curiously, but... no response. steven watches it, but eventually turns back to adrien. ]
...I guess it doesn't matter. I'll take you up on the blueberry cheese tart, though.
action.
as he serves steven a tart.
beldum, however, may notice a little black antenna peeking out from the book pile if it looks there, so maybe adrien shouldn't be fully relaxing yet. ]
That might've been in my room. I was moving things around... I think I left some books on the edge of my bed.
[ mhm.
... he'll sit down now too. ]
action.
[ he's joking... right? it sure sounded like he was, but that small smile might say a little different.
anyway. thanks for the tart, he'll be taking that. ]
So, tell me about this one specific thing you need help with.
action.
right. adrien returns the smile tentatively, as if insinuating that the possibility of that "something else" is odd and unnecessary!!!, before moving on! ]
Uh. It's...
[ and this time he's visibly more shy about the whole thing, not due to NOT PRESENT SECRETS!! and more like not present life skills. he fiddles with the handle of his cup, then raises his hand to lightly brush the back of his head when he finally lets out a quiet: ]
... Cooking?
[ help ]
action.
[ he repeats it, just trying to make sure that he heard it right. cooking? like... making food? by yourself?
for once, his expression looks a little... blank. ]
action.
—no, he picked the wrong adult—
just kidding, he thinks this must be so basic and easy for steven that it's a ridiculous, flatlining thought for him that adrien doesn't know such a SIMPLE!! THING!! ]
... Cooking. [ he repeats after steven repeats with a nod, trying to find the words to say. ] I know, I should know, but—
[ not seeming put together in front of adults you kind of admire is the worst
he can run up a building do you wanna see him run up a building ]
action.
he honestly can't help but laugh a little, but it's paired with a shake of his head and a sigh as he exasperatedly runs his fingers through his hair. ]
No, no, I understand completely.
[ he's not laughing at adrien, but at his own incompetence. fuck his hot gay rich life. ]
Though I'm afraid I'll have to be honest with you... When it comes to that, you and I are probably at the same level.
action.
wait what. hello, steven, meet muted look of surprise. ]
We are?
[ senpai? ]
action.
It's not something I like to flaunt, but my upbringing was quite... affluent. Cooking wasn't something I had to do out of necessity; I never did take the time to learn as a result.
[ he lives off of lean cuisine and restaurant food. this is your role model, adrien. ]
It's a little embarrassing, isn't it?
action.
but, no, just give adrien a moment to let that settle. okay. affluent. upbringing. in other words, steven's situation is... exactly like his.
now it's his turn to laugh lightly. not at steven, of course—it was just. something like relief? and feeling insanely silly? ]
No, no way. [ shaking his head, as he turns a little pensive. ] Maybe that's even better. If you're okay with it, I guess we could learn together? Since, that's... actually, that's why I didn't learn either.
[ stuck in rich jail. he pauses again, then admits: ]
... I'd probably feel a little more comfortable messing up if it was with you.
[ he also fully expects steven to just not be on board because that is how his life goes so he's just cautiously optimistic right now. ]
action.
but... oddly, that does make him feel a little better about all of this. they're both feeling relieved, and he's actually finding it easier to... relate to adrien? is that what's happening here? ]
So we have more in common than I initially thought. [ huh. that idea has his smile becoming a little more genuine. ] And I am a man of my word. I did say I would help in any way that I could, didn't I?
[ in steven-talk, that's a yes. ]
action.
but god someone said yes in his life what is this.
it's one of those odd moments where adrien feels entirely comfortable after having made a request, which he admits is. probably kind of ridiculous. steven said yes, and— well, airing out his little bits of hesitation didn't make him feel worse, but better. things in common, huh.
and so adrien relaxes a tad, taking a sip of tea. ]
Yeah, you did. [ judging from his tone of voice, it means a lot. ] So, we could do that... after? I kind of want to hear more about Beldum, and... general stuff.
[ in adrien-talk, that's "i just want to talk is that fine for right now". ]
action.
Of course - we'll talk about it in detail later. It's been far too long since I've had tea with good company.
[ he'll take a sip of his own tea, but it's hard to miss the smile playing on his lips just a little more.
MEANWHILE... beldum has found plagg behind the couch, most likely resulting in a very one-sided conversation. but it's popping up from there upon hearing its name, floating over to adrien. you have a friend that floats just like it does, adrien! ]
action.
[ unexpected emotions....
it's been awhile since adrien's had company in these kinds of home settings period, but he doesn't mention that. there's something ... well, nice, in the obvious signs that steven is okay with adrien being there — which were signs admittedly absent from some of the other rich older people not currently present.
it's also a comfort given the entire cerealia situation which is still largely a giant question mark.
when beldum floats on over again, the thought that the pokémon may have seen plagg does cross adrien's mind (as for what that conversation consisted of, it was mostly plagg trying to coax the beldum to sneak him tarts while attempting to understand what it was even saying), which makes his eyes trail to plagg's hiding place, right before his focus goes right on the pokémon. ]
Hey, speaking of... [ with a friendly smile-- ] Joining in?
action.
he reflects on that silently as he watches beldum play with him. ]
So you wanted to hear more about Beldum. [ he'll take another sip of tea, then set his cup down. ] Where should I start?
action.
so is beldum just slowly going to grow more arms (cool), is it going to grow into a different color metagross or does the coloring just come with growth or when's the psychic ability settle in or can it do that right now but in the end his obvious pondering stops with— ]
The beginning probably works. [ that makes the most sense. ] Where'd you find Beldum? And maybe the rest of your team... [ ... ] Is that asking too much?
[ he's just so
interested okay. ]
action.